Ah, yes. Member and latest winner in the VA lottery Tombo, now proudly sporting close to a 200% rating sends us this priceless study in personality.

An old Navy pilot sat down in Starbucks still wearing his old Navy flight jacket  and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans…. Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Skyraider and Cougars.. I’ve taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?”

She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”

 The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked “Are you a real pilot?”

He replied “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”