From member Cal. This is good.

Three Veterans  died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’
The English  Fusilier  fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, he said.

‘You may pass through ‘ Saint Peter said.
The Scots Grenadier reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’

Saint Peter said ‘You, too, may pass through.

The Irish 11B (infantryman) started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a bright red pair of women’s panties.
St. Peter looked at the Vet with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’
The infantryman replied, “These are Carol’s.”

And So the Christmas Season Begins……