I want to share this with you because some feel I am cold, callous and uncaring.

I was once asked to play in a golf tournament. My handicap is like 67 and I’m sooo not tournament material. Usually these are group affairs with the best aggregate total of all the players in a foursome. This was different. It was a best personal and I knew it would be a wasted $100.00 not including all the cocktails on the course. They were playing Calloway and you could throw out the worst front or back 9 score up to double par. I still didn’t see myself in the winner circle and politely declined.

That’s when they really turned up the heat. Jez, they’re all hackers and worse than me. They finally tried to shame me into it by appealing to my soft spot for charities when they said it was for handicapped and blind Vets. I started to say “Nawwww” again and then I stopped and thought.

Not so fast. I bet I could win this one.

Submitted by Brownwater  Jim, former squid of the delta.