Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a
bit lonely.
She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone
books for escorts and sensual massages.”
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy
calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted
physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles
in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling
smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a
silver dollar off his well-oiled bum….
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call.
“Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right
in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to
my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with
you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it
hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather,
whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot
and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and
whipped cream, anything and everything, I’m ready!! Now how does
that sound?”
He said, ” That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to
press 9 for an outside line.”
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