This just in from Member Jimbo of the Mekong brownwater Squid persuasion:

A Veteran and his wife attend her twenty fifth high school reunion at a large disco ballroom rented for the occasion. After a few hours a gentleman starts to razzle-dazzle the crowd with backflips, breakdancing, moonwalking, and other feats.

The woman comments: “You see that guy down there on the dance floor? I used to date him in my senior year. He asked me to marry him but I flat-ass turned him down.”

The wise old Veteran turned to her with a deadpan expression and said: ” I gathered as much from his performance. Apparently he’s still celebrating the occasion”.