If this doesn’t have you ROFWUG (rolling on floor with uncontrollable giggles), it can’t be done. My wife sells real estate and is constantly amazed at what testosterone poisoning causes. We see examples of home construction all the time as enduring testimonials. But here, Ladies, is eye candy for the ages.

My Truck’s better than your Truck

My Truck’s better than yours

My Truck’s better ’cause I use high test gas

My Truck’s better than yours.

(substitute tractor for second stanza)

 Perhaps women should put pictures of missing husbands on the  back of beer cans?