Member Cal sent me this. No, he’s not from Californicatia. That’s his Christian name. Not Calvert or Calvin. Just plain old Cal. I didn’t buy that so  I asked to check his birth certificate, too. He refused just like they all do. It’s not like I’m nosy but since all that birther nonsense one can’t be too careful.

Vets should have one of these. It’s the next big step in interactive hardware.

Phone From Hell