A lot of  folks can’t understand how we came  to have an oil shortage here in our country

Well, there’s a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:

Alaska

California

Coastal   Florida

Coastal Louisiana

Coastal Alabama

Coastal Mississippi

Coastal Texas

North  Dakota

Wyoming

Colorado

Kansas

Oklahoma

Pennsylvania

And Texas

Our dipsticks are located  in DC

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Any Questions?