Since I don’t have an audience under the age of reason, these jokes members keep sending me are only mildly risqué and I’m still ill, I submit them for your entertainment. If any take offence, please so state and I will remove them post haste. With that disclaimer…

The Sneeze

 A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

 Assuming arguendo that the woman had a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.

 Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Should I summons the attendant?”

 ” No. That’s not necessary. I am sorry I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. “I’ve never heard of that condition before” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”

The woman nodded, “Black Pepper.”