This from brownwater Squid member Jimbo:

I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti-American slogans including ‘death to all infidels’ stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the accelerator and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely. For several minutes I sat motionless in my car thinking to myself, “That could have been me!”

So today, bright and early, I went out and applied for a job as a truck driver.