Things have been piling up on my desk and I haven’t been keeping up. My wife handed me this and told me to post it weeks ago because she felt it was hugely important for older Vets who are thinking about seeking a new mate.
My suggestion for what it’s worth? Don’t. But hell, that isn’t very romantic. If you do, don’t go looking in bars. Been there, done that. Church is probably the best shot if you absolutely have to destroy what’s left of your life. Have you considered going to the pound and finding a really foxy Yellow lab? Okay, that’s right out.
That’s probably why my wife handed this to me. Many of you will be clicking on those pictures of impossibly good looking women who have already been snapped up while you dawdled. In the alternative, they were never available and simply posed for $20.00 and a chance to be seen unless they’re in Russia.
Most of you will be looking at print that briefly describes the woman and her attributes. Please accept this as a navigation tool the way you would use a GPS. It isn’t a condemnation of women seeking men so much as a deciphering device because we are so dense. Yes, gentlemen. You, me, we are naive and need assistance in all things. That is why God invented women according to my wife.
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He likes it…Hey mikey…. All you HCV bros out there should know better than this. Dogs are faithfull. Women are not. Women bitch. Men complain. Protect what’s left of your sanity and pet the dog instead….
I wouldn’t read too much into this. Were it not for my spouse, I’d be on the underside of of the grass. She shamed the VA surgeons into doing something instead of watching me die. You wouldn’t have this demented humor without her. In addition, she makes Julia Childs look like a short order cook at McFlougals. Can’t live with them and can’t make babies without them. God has a perverted sense of humor.
Women can be a blessing. agreed. BUT the other ones are evil. I had the other one who tried to humiliate-destroy me because of my sickness(not diagnosed) then 1989. Divorced in 1989 with to much scripture to quote about protecting my marriage. Yes I have sick demented humor but it’s helped me stay sane. No more bad decisions or the little head telling me what to do. I hope all others out there who have a good wife/mother keep doing your part. No animals needed……