We could certainly file this one under Dumb and Dumber, but I suspect the file cabinet has other folders that would be equally amenable to it. If you have any doubt about what the VA is going to look at to make a decision on your claim, ask for a copy of your military and medical records BEFORE you file. It might save you some wasted time and postage. As an afterthought, if your certificate of Achievement from Uncle Sam hanging on the wall is a DD Form 258, that is an Undesirable Discharge which entitles you to Dreamdollars. A DD Form 259, Bad Conduct Discharge also known in Veterans conversation circles as the “The Big Chicken Dinner” again will get you Wishwampum from the VA. If the character of your service led to an early discharge for reasons other than Honorable, your chances of getting remuneration are very limited to none. If there is any doubt in your mind, check to make sure you have in your possession either a DD Form 256 or 257 prior to filing a claim. This will clear up any confusion on your and VA’s part prior to your submission of the claim. If you no longer possess this piece of paper, check your DD Form 214. It is listed there as well and, yes, the VA has a copy of that, too. White out will not fake out anyone but your friends.

http://www.va.gov/vetapp08/Files3/0823564.txt