Have you ever searched for the perfect insult to call an intractable VA employee? Have you ever just been at a loggerhead for words for an insult for any occasion? Well, search no further. I found the perfect set of them by our old friend William Shakespeare. Some appear archaic but that will simply send them packing to a good dictionary like Oxford’s English. Or Roget’s Thesaurus. There are three columns. Mix and match from all three  or add your favorites in to give it more of a personal flavor.


I think a varlot may be a cross between a varmint and a harlot.